34 of the Cutest Lesbian, Gay, Queer, & LGBTQ Puns

Lesbian Puns:

These are puns that play on the word “lesbian” or lesbian-related themes.

1. Les-bee-an (let's be an) adorable couple together.

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2. I’m a proud lez-bean (lesbian).
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3. I love your two-lips (tulips).
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4. You're the breast (best).
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5. Lesbi (Let’s be) honest, we all know where this is going.
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6. Les (Let's) get together. 
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7. Lick me til ice cream (I scream).
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8. I'm strictly vagitarian (vegetarian).
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9. Aphro-dyke-e (Aphrodite)
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10. Boo-bees (Boobies)
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11. Lickalottapus
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12. Let's scissor.
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Gay Puns:

These are puns that play on the word “gay”.

13. I was born this gay (way). 

Another variation: I woke up this gay (way).

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14. We go together like PB & Gay (PB&J).

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15. Happy birth-gay (birthday)!

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16. I’m intoxi-gay-ted (intoxicated) by you.

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17. It’s orcay (okay) to be gay.

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18. I’m so gay for ewe (you).

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19. You’re my favorite alli-gay-tor (alligator).

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20. Professional gaymer (gamer).

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21. You're on my gaydar (radar).

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22. Drinking that gay-tor-ade (gatorade).

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23. I’m totally oh-gay (okay) with that.

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These are puns that play on the words “LGBT”, “queer”, or general LGBTQ-related themes.

24. Let me be perfectly queer (clear), I’m in love with you.

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25. Feline (Feeling) the pur-ride (pride)

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26. LGB-Tea (LGBT)

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27. Oh deer (dear), I’m queer.

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28. Equali-tea (Equality)

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29. LGBT-rex

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30. Home sweet homo (home).

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31. I’m the rainbow sheep in the family.

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32. Bi (By) the way, I’m gay.

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33. Homosexu-whale (homosexual)

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34. Taste the rainbow.

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What's your favorite LGBTQ pun? Let us know in the comments below!


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