34 of the Cutest Lesbian, Gay, Queer, & LGBTQ Puns

Lesbian Puns:

These are puns that play on the word “lesbian” or lesbian-related themes.

1. Les-bee-an (let's be an) adorable couple together.

Gay Puns:

These are puns that play on the word “gay”.

13. I was born this gay (way). 

Another variation: I woke up this gay (way).

14. We go together like PB & Gay (PB&J).

15. Happy birth-gay (birthday)!

16. I’m intoxi-gay-ted (intoxicated) by you.

17. It’s orcay (okay) to be gay.

18. I’m so gay for ewe (you).

19. You’re my favorite alli-gay-tor (alligator).

20. Professional gaymer (gamer).

21. You're on my gaydar (radar).

22. Drinking that gay-tor-ade (gatorade).

23. I’m totally oh-gay (okay) with that.

LGBTQ Puns:

These are puns that play on the words “LGBT”, “queer”, or general LGBTQ-related themes.

24. Let me be perfectly queer (clear), I’m in love with you.

25. Feline (Feeling) the pur-ride (pride)

26. LGB-Tea (LGBT)

27. Oh deer (dear), I’m queer.

28. Equali-tea (Equality)

29. LGBT-rex

30. Home sweet homo (home).

31. I’m the rainbow sheep in the family.

32. Bi (By) the way, I’m gay.

33. Homosexu-whale (homosexual)

34. Taste the rainbow.

What's your favorite LGBTQ pun? Let us know in the comments below!

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